bum it blue

1. when you love it something to hard, you gotta bum it
2. when you love bummin so much, that your cock turns blue.
3. a mixture of sex and watercolour.

I love Lionel Blair, if i ever see him i am gonna bum it blue!!

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mulletbag

1. a bag to keep your mullet in
2. a bag full of mullets, ready for distribution to the masses.
3. a bag made out of mullet; very hairy to the touch
4. a mullet made of bag, so i guess that means cotton or polyester or something.
5. an old lady with a mullet.
6 a gigantic mullet, about 7ft x 100ft, carrying a very gnarly bag (or bagette).

i just saw a massive mulletbag holding a mulletbag. he met up with another mulletbag and they compared mulletbags before mulletfaced.

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peni

a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.

John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!

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whannel

when you strum on your dick so hard it explodes.

i saw this guy wailing on his dick so hard, it was like whannel hard.

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penis war

when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.

Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.

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hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.

i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky

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mulletface

someone with a really hairy face, like super hairy.

man i saw this guy with a mulletface, the hair was literally hanging of his chin.

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