McWang

the mating call of some cyber asian woman i met on the web.

I guess it's a mixture of McDonalds, a farmer, a penis and a Mr. Myagi.

If you touch my McWang again I am gonna get out my love pump and shove it in the disc drive!!!

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bum chief

The leader of a bummer gang. Will usually coordinate meetings, choose who gets a rogering and what clothes are fashionable.

He looks over and protects the other bummers, using sophistcated colloquialisms and bitch-slappin' to defend of enemies (usually big fat lesbos).

the bum chief is not to be confused with the bum chef, who cooks and prepares the bums before they are eaten.

Bum chiefs are known as 'la roi de bout' (butt king) in French and 'Brauner Lochmeister' (brown hole master) in German. There is no solid defintion in Italy as everyone is a bum chief.

TODD: I saw this guy in yellow speedo pummeling some other dude with a butt plug!?!
RUDDY: I thought you were gonna stop going to porn theatres!

the bum chief isn't here today, he's cleaning his sphincter as it is filled with jam

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murma

An ancient Africian voodoo belief:

when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.

Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.

Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.

RUDDY: shit, my penis fell of!!
TOG: Don't worry baby, it's just murma!
RUDDY: Yippeee!!!!

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ricky for the dot

1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald

Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.

BETH: are you ricky?
FRED: no, i'm ricky, ricky for the dot!

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analisation

when you get bummed so hard that you get diarrhea (lasting up to seven days +) and internal bleeding.

Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.

i was at a wild party last night, i recieved analisation, now i can't sit down.

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cumberbox

a box to keep my cum in, not yours.

my cumberbox is as big as a poubelle.

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poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

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