Iron Lung Kid

1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel

Jared: Why is everyone moving so damn slowly?
Caitlin: Idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
Jared: Of course! The Iron Lung Kid.

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visivag

1. a condition in which one's (especially a female's) genitalia is momentarily visible due to a lack of underwear

2. the visible genitalia in question

Steve: oh God, Josie's got visivag.
Moesha: Did she think no one would notice?

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