Queeze

1.) To become sick to one's stomach, usually by process of ingestion.

2.) To become sick to one's stomach due to distasteful sights, smells, etc.

3.) To knowingly and purposefully do something until sick to one's stomach.

1.) I ate so much cake, I'm startin' to queeze.

2.) Did you see that guy in the bike shorts? Queeze.

3.) Come on, let's hit some bars and get queezed out!!

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iceticles

Incredibly cold testicles.

"I'm tired of my girlfriend complaining about my chilly iceticles every time we make love."

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Conservatrash

A Conservative-leaning individual below the poverty line, therefore supporting a political agenda that actually threatens their livelyhood.

Usually seen touting political or social beliefs while looking incredibly unkempt and/or dirty.

"Check out all the Palin stickers on that run-down Conservatrash pick-up truck!"

"Wow, I can't believe Conservatrash folks think I'd pay attention to a political sign in front of a house on wheels."

"This Conservatrash guy on the corner was shouting about wanting to keep his guns, religion, and money. Maybe he should use the first or beg the second to get himself some of the third."

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Swine Flew

Reference to the Swine Flu epidemic and the common phrase "When Pigs Fly" in relation to certain preceeding events.

First the U.S.A. got a black President, then swine flew!

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Nude Erection

Common mishearing of "New Direction". Usually peppered throughout political speeches and occasionally found in songs.

This may also be used to steer the subject of a conversation toward sex.

"I have a nude erection for America!"

"Don't look back, got a nude erection. I loved you once, needed protection." - Tattoo, as sung by Jordin Sparks

"Honey, allow me to take things in a nude erection..."

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