perico

its cocaine uncut

yo papi u got da perico

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Art

that which is understood to be created for the unique purpose of translating non-empirical information into empirical form.

This dance is a work of art because it was choreographed to symbolize sexual frustration.

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muaha

It's an evil laugh, too over-used on the internet

This is really funny..muaha
I'll probably see u in hell as well..muaha

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fetish

fet·ish also fet·ich ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ftsh, ftsh)
n.
1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.
2. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence
3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
4. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment

1. The fetish was prayed to by many primitive tribesmen.
2. God.
3. Seeing shaved eyebrows aroused the woman greatly.
4. His fetish for death was outranked only with his fixation on survival.

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cunt-slap

The racaus applause your balls make against her cunt when your banging her bare ass as fast as possible.

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gus gray

someone who always says "that's just stupid" and "it gives me the shits"

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soup Nazi

A character on Seinfeld

JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place.

ELAINE: What soup place?

GEORGE: Oh, there's a soup stand, Kramer's been going there.

JERRY: He's always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the other
day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.

ELAINE: Stunned by soup?

JERRY: You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.

JERRY: There's only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a little
temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly
referred to as the Soup Nazi.

ELAINE: Why? What happens if you don't order right?

JERRY: He yells and you don't get your soup.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.

GEORGE: All right. All right. Let's - let's go over that again.

JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.

GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,
clear voice, step to the left and receive.

JERRY: Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No
extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.

ELAINE: Oh, boy, I'm really scared!

JERRY: Elaine.

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