Q-tip

A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.

The Q-tip at 7 eleven asked me for ID before I bought the forty.

29👍 75👎

there's no i in team

yeah, but there ain't no "we", either.

taken from the budweiser commercial featuring Leon.

141👍 49👎

vcr

Very cute rear

Damn shorty has a VCR!

13👍 49👎

Ghetto Elk

A pack of wild dogs.

Romeo ran as fast as he could as a pack of Ghetto elk chased him.

23👍 9👎

a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

49👍 32👎

Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

26👍 45👎

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

277👍 70👎