Dobbin

The manifestation of pure and unfiltered mediocrity permeating systematically though society that takes the form of an unassuming last name. Individuals containing such a surname usually have a below average cock, mesuring 5-8cm in average.

Not only are they fiercely mediocre but also usually have a secret porn twitter account. (beware)

Have you heard, that guy called Renato Dobbin?

Oh my god, that must suck right?

yeah totally