Oxford

The alternative to going to Cambridge.

If Oxford university students consider Cambridge to be 'the other place' then Oxford is the original choice.

Cambridge is Anal sex therefore Oxford is good old fashioned up the cunt sex.

"Yeah, he totally went to Cambridge without asking me"
"Really, what did you think?"
"It was ok, I much prefer Oxford though"

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Cambridge

If you go to Oxford university then Cambridge is considered to be 'the other place'.

If you have Anal sex with someone then they have been to 'the other place' aka Cambridge.

"Yeah, that guy totally went to Cambridge with me without asking"
"Maybe he slipped?"
"No, you don't slip that many times..."
"Does Cambridge hurt?"

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