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Imran

A male. Likely British. Likely Bengali. DEFINITELY RUDE. DEFINITELY the possessor of a MASSIVE HEAD

WILL bring up other women + highlight their “allure” (NO WOMEN HAVE ALLURE BUT AMAL) while talking to you FOR MARRIAGE (WHO DOES THAT?!). AMALS HAVE JEALOUSY. NATURALLY, such WRETCHED behavior would invoke it.

WILL post STUPID text exchanges of an INDECENT nature from INDECENT women they were chatting to on their banner while TALKING TO YOU FOR MARRIAGE (“I miss you daddy WTF). What the actual EFF.

WILL ignore you but very much BE ONLINE and be actively chatting to others and deleting their status once you catch them.

WILL engage in TRICKERY and DECEPTION.

WILL lovebomb you and send heart emojis and then get weird, distant, and withdraw when you MATCH the energy.

WILL claim to want a modest, virtuous, all natural woman and yet watch half naked, makeup laden, plastic surgery riddled, unintelligent, women talk nonsense on a podcast + presume those idiots represent “all brown women”. YET has the GALL to talk about “women in his country” + complain about women’s stupidity while ACTIVELY WATCHING AND ENJOYING THE DISCOURSE OF CLEARLY STUPID WOMEN. Gets annoyed at your intellectual discourse but can watch stupid women talk about utter nonsense for hours LMAO.

You still make duaa for his stupid self.

Cute. To the GREAT irritation of Amals.

Not completely evil. ALSO to the GREAT irritation of Amals.

Doesn't "like to argue" = doesn't like to be confronted about his NONSENSE.

Person 1: "Imran is a contradictory and frustrating man."
Person 2: "I agree, but I think under all the mean and STINK, there is good. And he's kind of cute ig. THOUGH HIS HEAD IS MASSIVE and needs DEFLATION. Inshallah, if Allah wills, I will deflate it one day (I make duaa everyday for the chance mwahahahaaaa)

synonyms: pretty eyes, little lamb, BIGSTUPIDVITAMIN, rude male, mean man, boo boo the fool, Imraniiii.

by lethalityoflove December 7, 2024


Imran

A male that deep down, Amal still likes (possibly even more,) and thinks is good. Though foolish, confusing, and insanely mean. But good.

May Allah bless and protect that silly man. Idk what the wisdom was in encountering him, but everything happens for a reason wallahi.

And though much of what he did was hurtful and confusing, there was also a lot of good that Amal noticed and remembers and emulates (such as being steadfast and regular in prayer mashallah and having good work ethic though on the second matter Amal is suffering in law school and is distracted like a cat Amal is a cat.

He has pretty eyes.

I don't hate Imran. I can't manage it.

I admit, I human atypically. My brain is its own machine. Maybe I needed to give him the instruction manual.

by lethalityoflove December 7, 2024


Amal

A GLORIOUS WOMAN. A WOMAN EVERY MAN WANTS BUT NO MAN MAY HAVE.

Amals are EXCLUSIVE.

SO EXCLUSIVE THAT AMALS ARE CONSIDERING BECOMING THE MUSLIM EQUIVALENT OF NUNS SO NO CRUSTY EVIL MEN MAY TOUCH THEM.

They haven't ever TOUCHED a non-mehram man. They've never had a haram relationship either. Just talking stages. ONLY gets to know people for MARRIAGE bc Amals would make for such BEAUTIFUL BRIDES.

She is a lover with a very warm heart. She forgives easy (even if you're a WRETCH). She can't properly hate either.

She likes the color green (her favorite shade is classified). She like sunflowers, blue hydrangeas, and lavenders. She prefers gifts from the heart. She likes the mountains over the beach. She enjoys a good book and a warm drink.

She wants someone to KISS AND WRAP HERSELF AROUND. She is TIRED of practicing making out with her hand and twisting herself around her pillow (nobody tell Mr. pillow that, he has a crush on me).

She is VERY loyal, stubbornly so. This is why it is hard and takes TIME for her to move on, because she gives love SINCERELY unlike OTHER PEOPLE.

She can be a bit of a baby, buttttt... SO WHAT. IT SHOWS I CARE.

She yaps a bit. But ONLY to people she loves or feels comfortable around which is a SMALL and SELECT circle. Otherwise, she mostly keeps to herself like an elusive fairy.

SHE IS DAINTY. SHE IS A LADY.

SHE DESERVES KISSES FROM HEAD TO TOE. SHE DESERVES TO HANG ON A MAN'S (her future husband's) EAR LIKE AN EARRING (one day inshallah).

"AMAL IS GREAT" shouts every living being on the planet.
synonyms: amoola, loml, hopes, an amazing woman, fabulous, great, spectacular, showstopping, intelligent, empress, sultana, princess, queen, GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (and nightmares I will not let other women be in your nightmares boob).

by lethalityoflove December 7, 2024