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When your poop is so massive it feels like a victory
After that monster Chubby Dubby this morning, Harrison was feeling victorious
When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).
We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.
When the need to poop is so imminent that you have to run in order to get to a toilet before shitting your pants.
After that trip to Taco Bell, Katlyn had to shit so bad she had the hot trots.
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