hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

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KABOOM

Anything ejecting forcefully from the ovaries. ie. ovulation; ovarian cyst; ectopic preganancy

My girlfirend was in ER with pain. Turns out it was a cyst - KABOOM!

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