heavy metal - drugs
nwobhm - beer
power metal - dragons
hair metal - girls (more than one way)
speed metal - speed
doom metal - drop q
thrash metal - scooped mids to 2
black metal - scooped mids to 0
death metal - angry
nu-metal - angry munchkins
alternative metal - depends
metalcore - RAWR or sniffle
stoner metal - drugs in the desert
sludge metal - big muff
post-metal - 50 minutes clean and calm, 10 seconds very loud
grindcore - drop z and gurgle gurgle singing
mathcore - 2 + 2 = RAWR in 67.83/1209 time
don't get me wrong, i like me some metal
metal is used to release frustration in the loudest way possible without too much to back it up.
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