Malcolm

A guy, specifically one named Mj, who gets fooled two times by two girls, the first time he’s usually fine with it, and he says “i love you” and sexual things when he has a girlfriend, he also makes jokes about rape to his friends in a groupchat. If you meet one of these, he definitely wont tell you his middle name if you arent dating him. He’s usually a bitch and has nerdy glasses. Hes nice, but if you say something wrong he threatens to block you.

If that malcolm is dumb enough to look up his name in the urban dictionary, hello mj. Ur girlfriend can definitely do better

Have you texted Malcolm today?

No, he told me he would block me if i kept asking him what his middle name was.

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