hammerhead

when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.

tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha.

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