Hair Metal

Quite possibly the most terrible genre of music on Earth, excluding gospel. Hair metal usually features band members dressed as homosexuals, annoying shrill vocals, and downright stupid lyrics.

Hey, do you listen to hair metal?

No dude, I'm not a shithead.

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chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.

Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!

flyspot

A location selected by charity-seeking homeless persons for it's residents favorable combination of affluence and gullibility.

"Does anyone have a puppy we could borrow? Riggs and I are headed to the flyspot."