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I said no can be used as:
part of an imperative sentence- Whose jar of 'I said no' is that lying on the humidifier?
part of an exclamatory sentence- You stole my can of 'I said no', you slutty little bitch!
part of a declaritive statement- "I said no!" came the Iraqi soldiers muffled battlecry.
or...
as a verb- Matt Cauchy I SAID NO'D over the bush.
as an adjective- "Honey, you look very I SAID NO tonight. Can we fuck now?"
as an adverb- He ran I SAID NO'EDLY over to the sandlot.
a noun modifying a verb- I SAID NO was swimming in the sea.
as a geographic location- "have you ever been to I SAID NO, Alaska?" Said one inuit boy to another.
"Nah." said the other. "But isn't that near the pest-intolerant village of Nagheenarnarjaar?"
"Yes, I believe it is."
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comprised of such brands as 'south pole' and 'ecko unltd.', this grouping of clothing is becoming wildly popular, especially around the majority-white areas. wiggers from inner city and hayseed country alike join together to purchase these stunning new works of cotton and polyester.
carlos: yo, look at that gringo with the wig-wear!
pedro: I know, he must be loco!
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The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.
Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!
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The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.
fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.
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A conservative yuppy soccer mom who whines about having to do the grocery shopping. Her logic somehow withstands the fact that her poor husband works sixty-five hour weeks at a highly stressful job.
"Look at Gina, shopping whilst complaining of being overworked", says worker number one
"Yah," says worker number two, "Boy is she ever a Wal-Martyr!"
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utterrence by one Bill O'Reilly ( see also: O'Lielly) whilst talking to the son of one of the firefighters who perished in 9/11. here is part of the conversation:
Jeremy Glick: The people of the ruling class, the small minority, are no more. My father wouldn't have wanted to see any military action in Iraq. He would've thought it wrong and immoral, and... (cut off by O'Reilly)
Bill OâReilly: Cut his mic. Iâm not going to dress you down anymore, out of respect for your father. I won't listen to anymore of your communist propoganda. You are terrible. We will be back in a moment with more of THE FACTOR.
Jeremy Glick: That means weâre done?
Bill OâReilly: Weâre done. I'm not going to do this anymore, you harpie! I'm done.
After the show, OâReilly told Glick, âGet out, get out of my studio before I tear you to fucking pieces!â
Bill O'Reilly is an idiot. he says things like, 'cut his mic, cut his mic!'
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A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.
the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.
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