duder

n. 30-something guy, young professional, wearing diagonally/vertically striped button-down (slightly wrinkled), looking to score beyond his station with aims at 20-something girls. Hair product content=high, intellectual capacity=low.

With hair that is perfectly styled but looks slightly mussed and jeans that appear old and rumpled, but are actually brand new and over-priced, the duder walked into the bar that he had read was uberhip hoping to score.

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