jcd

just can't deal

"yo i'm so bloated, jcd"
"stahp"

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s2s

shit-to-shower: when you have such a violent, #mezzy dump that you just have to rip off all your clothes, poop, and then waddle straight into the shower. no amount of toilet paper or moist towelettes in the world will help you.

"I ate wayyyy toooo much on that European Feast on the Royal Caribbean cruise, I had to pull an s2s...& then hit the club"

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