December 23rd

if you were born on this day all your friends must buy you chicken nuggets

addy: “what do i get for james’ birthday?”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”

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December 17th

Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.

James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)

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December 18th

Anyone shorter than 5’5” is legally allowed to ask anyone taller than 5’5” to buy them the bubble tea and they cannot say no.

Allison (5’3”): Oscar! Buy me bubble tea!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!

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