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The uh, you know, the guy whoâs uh, he-heâs gonna, do the, do the the thing- when- America can be de-described in one word, baflargalarbababada.
Person 1: Did you hear what that guy just said?
Person 2: I canât understand a word out of Bidenâs mouth
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The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.
I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.
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A supermarket own brand frozen pizza.
You return home from a night out on the town feeling a little worse for wear and you friend says "I'm hungry do you have any scumdiscs?"
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