tightarse

Someone who is too serious. Substitute tightarse for serious.

Nigel is tightarse.
Screw you, tightarsely!
I love tightarse people.

bubba

Baby talk for the word baby. Bubz is a shortened version

Girl: i've had a awful day at work
Boy: Aww bubba, what happened?

tightass

Use as a substitution for serious.

Nigel is tightass.
This is a tightass situation.

Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

cookie

an affectionate name used for friends or a partner, similar to cutie

Hey cookie, hows it goin?