Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

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Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!

oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!

Darth Vader

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

Catnip

a polite, calm, collected, and very fluffy black cat that purrs very loud.

catnip’s so polite!

Green Day

a song by green day.

person one: what are you listening to?
person two: green day by green day.

Bruno

someone who we’re gonna keep talking about just to piss off the encanto fans.

“we don’t talk about bruno”? shut the fuck up!