Pimpinitis

A Godlike Sickness giving you the ability to (refer to these) Pimp Slap, Smack a hoe, Bounce, and eat the yum yum. Symptoms of pimpinitus are listed below:
Disco Fever
"Swelling"

Swag
Hustlin
Slappin Yo bitches, and making your Ho Count more than five alows you catch pimpinitis, you may not pass it off and it is given to the lucky Few

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