Jaime

Jaime is the lord of stick bugs. This motherfucker dick is so humongous that he can use it as a sword. Jaime usually sleeps at 9 p.m. because his cock takes all his energy alway. One of Jaime is most known achievements is when Jaime killed 10 nazis using only the tip of his penis. When Jaime sleeps, his dingdong crates a gravity camp that can catch even a 12912841 mile alway woman. You should always take care of your Jaime and his penis, because his dick is so big, that can be confused with his own body.

Omg, Jaime's dick looks like an Dark Souls GreatSword