High School Musical 3

A movie that most normal teenagers over the age of 15 are afraid to see until they are forced to see it with their little 12 year old brother or sister, and then they find it it is the best movie ever. Compared to High School Musical 1 and 2, it is pretty damn realistic and we even got some parts that are pretty funny, such as streaking through the school (they only have a towel, but they got the idea) and the Boy's are Back part has some testerone in it.

Normal teen: Dude, I am forced to see High School Musical 3. I rather sit at home and watch porn.
*after seeing the movie*: Man, this movie is the shit. It's like a 100% better than Superbad.

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Generation Y

People that are born from 1976-1990... basically the people that are addicted to these American Idol type shows and hates Hannah Montana.

FOX is the channel for Generation Y.

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history

1. A pretty decent class where you can learn about anything ranging from the Egyptians to the Rennaissance to World War II, and much more.

2. A channel on TV that basically shows about 10% real history and the rest utter bullshit.

3. Something that overprotective parents check to see if you are looking at porn or something innocent like neopets or Wikipedia.

1. I have history class 4th block... can't wait.
2. How does Ice Road Truckers have to do with History??

3. Dude, look at my history, it is full of xxx porn. Gotta delete it before my mom finds out.

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mcstuff

What you do when you get a big mac, supersized fries, and a extra large malt at McDomnalds

Yo I mcstuffed myself today at mcdonalds

adult Disney

Disney movies that are designed for the 16+ cartegory that you actually leave the kids home from so you can have some peace and quiet.

Examples of adult Disney: National Tresaure, Pirates of the Carribeans, College Road Trip, etc.

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deer stand

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.

Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".

5👍 8👎

barn language

Language that is said all the time in the barn... usually involves the words shit, ass, godddamn it, and son of a bitch.

Example of barn language:
Bob: There is a whole lot of cow shit lately.
Bill: Yup!!
Bob: God Damn it... my cow had started a fire. Might as well put er out. Shit!!!