Eva

The palest fucker you'll ever meet. Like does she even go outside????? Omg she's so pale

Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag

Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao

Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho

Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.

Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.

Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga

Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon

Bobby: O shit look at dat it's Eva
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf

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