96

When you don't wanna have sex w/ ur boyfriend and do nothing sexual like watch Netflix, play boardgames or have a pillow fight.

Gf: Sorry babe but I kinda wanna 96 tonight.
Bf: C'mon, I'm super horny.

manacle

A man who is shorter than average but has a fitt, muscled figure to balance his ridiculous height. No, it is most definitely not manlett, it is manacle.
I feel bad for these tiny men, having to struggle through life. These men should either get their bodies extended artificially or should try taking growth pills. Hope it will help those unfortunate poor little creatures of a man.

That's a manacle. He's so short and muscled at the same time!