Miami

miami is rich people breeding ground. rich people have their kids and let them run around the city doing drugs and spending money like it’s grown on the palm trees. there’s pinecrest/coral gables/ coconut grove rich kids who go to day schools like gulliver, ransom, st Brendan, columbus (all boys) shit like that. there’s beach kids who went to north beach or south pointe and then nautilus and then beach (obvi) they go to places like lincoln road and their huge yachts shi like that. then there’s pussy ass key rats who do nothing but go to sir pizzas and say the word gay. all the girls drool over max g until the poor kid whent to boarding school rip dude. and the guys masturbate to isa oti and Laursaccos Instagram pictures. That’s pretty much it. If ur poor (w some exceptions) and or ugly Miami is hell

girl 1: omg check snap map. alejos at Lincoln road
Girl2: omg out of all the places in Miami

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