February 28th

national my teeth itch day

"Why don't my teeth itch?"

"Probably because it's not February 28th."

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hello dubai

when someone has a big forehead

referencing the video of rihanna being projected on the burj khalifa where her forehead was stretched to be even bigger than it already is

“did you see that guy’s forehead, like, hello dubai!”

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