boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

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doodie humor

when someone that you are related to can make anything that is said into a joke dealing with doodie or having to take a doodie. they may also refer to a doodie they have recently taken.

youre eating a king size candy bar..until a family member says that it looks just like the shit they had taken this morning. they then precede to laugh very loudly because they just made doodie humor.