jelly bracelets

this is so stupid like people really follow what the bracelets mean. even if one is snapped people don't go through with it!!

I am in 9th grade and at my skewl thi is what they mean...

black~all the way
blue~blow job
Green~outdoor sex
clear~whatever the snapper wants
orange~kiss
Yellow~hug
red~lap dance
purple~anal sex
silver~fingering
white~recite (meaning you have to no matter what)
pink~flashing
gold glitter~make out
glittery green~69
glittery purple~anal

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screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

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thud

The sound/act of a Grobanite falling to the ground due to hearing/seeing/thinking about anything involving Josh Groban.

The sound of Grobies thudding throughout the theatre could be heard as the song ended. (or) Those curls, those eyes, that voice . . . *sigh*, *swoon*, and THUD!!

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Foof

Someone u don't like and want to punch or pee on

Nicole is such a stubid whore. I hate that biatch

Jersey Devil

The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...

The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.

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Lilifred

A frog and Lily flower mutated together to become.....a lilifred!!

A Lilifred looks green and smells like flowers....

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Milk and Cookies

the best medicine to be found in the kitchen

nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear

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