Wondawful

Wondawful - a mix of wonderful and awful

Frank: last night i had sex and it was great but i think i contracted AIDS which is terrible.

Bruno: oh man, that's Wondawful!

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Choozing

when you ooze cheese.. from your cock... AKA ejaculating. yeah?

Dad: Oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh