womb-mate

Usually meaning twins, but can mean any number of siblings born at the same time. Play on words of "roommate".

Person 1: Hey, Dave and Doug look similar. Are they cousins?
Person 2: Nah, they're just womb-mates.

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Government High

The act of getting high through government funded or assistance programs. This includes anything from prescription drugs from assistance programs, to whip-it's with foodstamps.

I grabbed me a few cans of Redi-Whip so we can watch the game and enjoy our government high.

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