safeway roses

my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.

when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.

My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.

oh, i see Safeway roses!

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bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

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