This is an ancient creature almost as old as the dinos that has been grinding fortnite for longer than humans have been a thing. He is a rare species of sweat/team player that is almost non-existent in todays age. He is someone who you love to be on a team with but not so much against. He will sweat all over his keyboard just to save his noob teammates. As he is shitting on the sweats his teammates are looting getting all the loot they need. This man will also never miss a revive
Aiden:I love my Whizz-_-
Lane:Same he is so amazing he carries me to so many victory royales
This is a tropical creature that only lives around "sac not the bay lemme get this shit straight"-DB.BoutaBag. This thing is a very short creature with brown hair,brown eyes, and a lot of freckles. She has special powers where when a guy trys to flirt with her they get stuck in a loop repeating the past so she can do whatever she wants with him.
J-Rod:Yo wsg my boy this chick squidny is interesting
Rocket:Damn nigga how good is them tenticals on yo dick
J-Rod:That shit was mid but it was worth it
This nigga is very tall, very handsome, very athletic, and oh my lord is he fast. Getting yourself involved with roccos sexual tensions might end up costing you a WHOLE day. 24 straight hours. No breaks. No bathroom breaks. And man is it something special. This fella can grow some of the finest mushrooms around and you might think they are to eat for delusions but no. They are mushrooms for your pizza.
Jackson:Yo ross I really REALLY wish i could be like my main man rocco
Lane:Who i this rocco guy ive never heard of him
Brayden: OMG YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF MY KING ROCCO, HE IS BEING CURRENTLY COMPARED TO TOM BRADY IN HIS ABILITY TO SLANG THAT THANG
Jackson: Do your research my boy hes an internet sensation right now
Lane:WOAH,IVE SEEN THAT GUY AT TARGET