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dive cafe

A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.

Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.

by linguishionista September 2, 2008


e-PDA

An Electronic Public Display of Affection. A public electronically mediated exchange, such as on Facebook, between a couple that evokes love or tenderness. Like regular PDAs, e-PDAs can potentially disgust everybody else not in the relationship.

A: Did you see Kristin's Facebook status update about how she had such a great time last night with Dan? Such an e-PDA.

B: Oh, and then Dan commented that he had a great time too. Ugh, get a room!

by linguishionista May 13, 2009


number

The number of people one has had sex with.

Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.

by linguishionista August 26, 2008

62πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


vag

a (straight) girl at a (men's) gay bar. Rhymes with "fag".

Ugh, for every fag here there are at least two vags. Let's go to a *real* gay bar where there are more boys!

by linguishionista July 15, 2008

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fuckswept

Like "windswept", but with a different (and obvious) cause.

After Todd came over for a quickie, I didn't get a chance to shower before going out to dinner. Luckily, my hair wasn't too fuckswept.

by linguishionista February 17, 2009

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it's a process

1) euphemistic way of saying something has been tough or that you screwed up. Can be annoying if not used ironically.

2) way of talking about long-term goals and plans

1) Kanye West tweet, after misspelling "Silicon" "Silicone":

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )

2) I want to be able to forgive my dad after he slept with my aunt but it's a process.

by linguishionista January 4, 2011

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blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.

Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.

by linguishionista March 30, 2009