Minecraft

A game where everything is made of 1 meter cubed blocks.
There are 4 modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2

The new 1.4 update in Minecraft will have leather armor and wolf collars that can be dyed, cobblestone walls, item frames, new potions, carrots and golden carrots along with potatoes and baked potatoes, beacons, zombie villagers, bats, witches and more!!

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KFC

Problem solver for black people.

1: WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?
2: How'd you know?
1: You recorded it!
2: I'll buy you KFC chicken, 20 pieces.
1: We cool.

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Adventurer

Someone who travels and battles evil only to be stopped by an arrow in the knee.

City Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...

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Pass

What you shall not do.

You shall not pass!

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Bad Idea Tees

The name says it. BAD IDEA of jokes on some tee shirts.

That is a bad idea for a t-shirt. That is why it's called "BAD IDEA TEES"

Everyone: *Applauds*

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Bow

1) A long, flexible and sturdy piece of wood with a string attached in order to fire arrows. Now there are new "Compound Bows" made with metal. Used by skilled marksmen.

2) A ribbon tied in a certain matter for apparel.

3) To bend over to show signs of respect.

1) I shot the adventurer in the knee with my bow. Now he's a city guard.

2) She is wearing a red bow.

3) Bow down, mortal!

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