spodie

A mixture of several kinds of alcohol, fruit juice, and cut up peices of fruit, that has formented over night so the fruit is more potent than the juice itselve. Spodie is usualy made in coolers, fishtanks, bathtubs, or brand new garbage cans. 2 parts liquer. 1 part (any)fruit, 1 part fruit juice. Do not refrigerate for at least 12 hours, then chill to serve. If made right you cannot taste the booze unless you eat the fruit.

(Ian) Did you bring the everclear for the spodie?
(Lisa) Yah, and I got some Jack & Gin to throw into the mix.
We are going to moose's house to get cruncked up on some spodie.

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moose

My sweet husband, who is cute as a bugs ear. Juicy moosie..

moose I luvyalots your featherwood lisa

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scratchity ann

A female that oviously uses too much meth. A crank hoe, who always is picking at themselves. female crank user with open sores on face and arms that never get better.

Scatchity Ann came over for some shit.
Stay away from that scratchity ann honey, those sores mighnt be contagious.

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jonny law

A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.

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Jerry's kids

Marajauna that gets you so funked up that you need a wheel chair to get around. Bud that causes uncontrolable body functions.

I smoked some Jerry's kids earlier.
That jerry's kids gave me the twitches.

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