Alyssa

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.

"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.

Madyson

A kinda funny looking bitch. Probably gay. Probably had a One Direction phase.

Person 1: Hey, what's the deal with that Madyson chick?
Person 2: Idk, I think she's autistic.

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