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The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.
Look at that twat, he's well gredd with that bleached mohawk haircut from 2 years ago.
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a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.
oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.
what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.
slang for small time
if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life
yeah, they're a vonference band.
with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.
the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.
yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.
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used to describe something being cold.
fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.
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to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.
Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?
A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum
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a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.
ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".
1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.
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