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a term for not having much storage space.
i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.
To play mind games with someone.
Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.
to be constantly second best at anything.
Andy was sure that this was his year to win the 100%. For the past 3 years he'd been runner up. He couldn't believe it, 3 metres to go and he was leading, then suddenly with just a few steps to go he was overtaken and pushed back into 2nd position. At that moment, Andy knew he'd always be gubba.
Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.
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The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.
Look at that twat, he's well gredd with that bleached mohawk haircut from 2 years ago.
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a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.
oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.
what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.
used to describe something being cold.
fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.
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a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.
ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".
1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.
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