Two-Week Troll

n: an online chatterer who is interested, intense and intriguing that, without explanation, abruptly ceases contact after a period of 14 days.

"i thought this guy was the real deal, but he was just a two-week troll."

shiggle

v. To express mirth by a series of spontaneous, usually unarticulated sounds accompanied by the release or near release of one's bowels

n.

1.The act of such an expression

2.The combination of "shit" and "giggle"

When I hear homophobes rant and wail, it always makes me shiggle.