cooch licker

One who licks cooch; an individual who partakes in the act of licking a vagina.

That dyke is quite the cooch licker.

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Vodka Dick

When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.

Diane wanted to fuck, but I couldn't get anything going because I had vodka dick.

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fraggle rock

An older children's tv show. Very similar to Sesame Street, but many have been quoted as refering to it as, "Sesame Street on acid."

Sometimes when I watch Fraggle Rock I can almost hear the colors.

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pig

British cockney slang for a beer.

I took jen to the bar and bought her a pig.

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