The Pope

Leader of the Catholic Church

Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.

He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion

The Pope-"I am the Holy Father"
Jesus-"Call no one Father as there is only one Father in Heaven

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Scottish

Adjective

Miserable, under evolved Englishman.
Keen on fighting,football, drinking and er, fighting. Often wears a skirt but denies such obvious transvestism by renaming such garments as "kilts"

Not guilty of the charge of sheep shagging which is practiced solely by the Welsh

1st Scottish Man-"Do ye wanna go oot and fight Angus"
2nd Scottish Man-"Aye", Let me just finish ma whiskey and put ma skirt back on"

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