vibrallucination

The mistaken perception that your phone has vibrated in your pocket, sometimes occurring even when your phone isn't in your pocket.

I keep getting vibrallucinations... maybe my unconscious is telling me I should call my mom.

Culture Pirate

A person who changes their own accent, phrasing, or mannerisms to match the assumed accent, phrasing, or mannerisms of their audience. Often results in embarrassment when the wrong accent or mannerism is chosen or when the audience feels offended by the pirating.

"Did you just bow to the waiter?"
"Yes, why?"
"...We're in an Indian restaurant! You're such a culture pirate!"

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"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

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