Strathmore

A shitty town in southern Alberta. If you were born here you either hate your life, plan on farming until you die, or plan to work in oil & gas.

Surrounded by uninteresting prairie, the only thing keeping Strathmore on the map is the fact it's along the trans-canada highway.
the only redeemable quality of this town is that it's not Lethbridge.

"You're from Strathmore? My condolences."