LML

love my life

OMG he told me he's in love with me...ahhh LML!!!

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sexomfortable

Sexually Comfortable

The girls were completely straight but showered together because they were sexomfortable

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texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

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TBIIYP

Abbreviation for "Too Bad it is Your Problem".
Commonly used in response to "not my problem."

Girl 1: Crap! I got my period!!!
Girl 2: Not my problem...
Girl 1: TBIIYP...im wearing your shorts :)

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hoe-mance

the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.

1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance

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fegit

fake-legit;

as in something is not really legitimate.
but one thinks it is or pretends that it is in order to appear cool.

Girl 1: You're seriously dating him? Like it's legit??
Girl 2: Actually...it's kind of fegit. He doesn't really KNOW we're dating...

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payvor

a favor that you pay for
similar to the concept of prostitution
but can be on a smaller-scale

1.
Girl 1: Will you tickle my arm please?
Girl 2: Not for free...
Girl 1:Think of it as a favor
Girl 2: No...give me money...$5...payvor!!

2. I gave the stripper $250 for a payvor in my bed. ;)

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