LML

love my life

OMG he told me he's in love with me...ahhh LML!!!

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sexomfortable

Sexually Comfortable

The girls were completely straight but showered together because they were sexomfortable

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Rushia

the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence.

(commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)

*texting convo*

Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia?
Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

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fegit

fake-legit;

as in something is not really legitimate.
but one thinks it is or pretends that it is in order to appear cool.

Girl 1: You're seriously dating him? Like it's legit??
Girl 2: Actually...it's kind of fegit. He doesn't really KNOW we're dating...

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payvor

a favor that you pay for
similar to the concept of prostitution
but can be on a smaller-scale

1.
Girl 1: Will you tickle my arm please?
Girl 2: Not for free...
Girl 1:Think of it as a favor
Girl 2: No...give me money...$5...payvor!!

2. I gave the stripper $250 for a payvor in my bed. ;)

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Boris

1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)

Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"

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texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

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