TBSS NMP

Too bad so sad, not my problem

*commonly used to show that you just don't give a fuck

Girl 1: omg...he just dumped me
Girl 2: uhhh tbss nmp. i dont rele care....

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p.i.m.p

peed in my pants

(similar to the familiar j.i.m.p--jizzed in my pants)

Girl 1: Hey didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?
Girl 2; Uhhh its a little late...i already p.i.m.p
Girl 1: UM EW!!!

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Boris

1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)

Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"

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OMFL

oh my fucking lord!!!

(kinda like omfg)

*usually said ecstatically!

OMFL I won the contest!! OMFL OMFL!!! :D

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