Rushia

the way to spell the more common word "Russia" when you lack brain cells or any significant ounce of intelligence.

(commonly used by curly haired boys with large thighs)

*texting convo*

Guy 1: DUDE! Why didn't you tell me you're from Rushia?
Guy 2: get a freaking spelling book dipship. It's spelled R-U-S-S-I-A

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Boris

1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)

Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"

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OMFL

oh my fucking lord!!!

(kinda like omfg)

*usually said ecstatically!

OMFL I won the contest!! OMFL OMFL!!! :D

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p.i.m.p

peed in my pants

(similar to the familiar j.i.m.p--jizzed in my pants)

Girl 1: Hey didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?
Girl 2; Uhhh its a little late...i already p.i.m.p
Girl 1: UM EW!!!

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