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The next time some Shaggy from Scooby Doo looking mofo tells you "you're lame" Thank him and tell him "You're obviously a coder."
Lame- now considered a compliment when used under CIS jargon definition of a software coding model.
You're so lame right now.
Yup, already got my lame on today and these mp3 files are ready to go.
When you got that real dark skin brotha and his dick fire.
He poke-mon it last night.Or he "poked me" last night by candle light.
Yo Greg be the charmander type.
That bitch that be living next door but you can read her mind and she hella flirting wit yo man but you can't prove it so you buy some aluminum foil and start wearing it on yo head to block her telepathic tramp thoughts.
The bitch Sally is such a telepathic tramp she keeps asking my man to come over through the walls but I can't prove it.
When yo man be getting a tailored license plate with the words "Fresh Up" and you so into him that you think he's praising his hygiene but in actuality he's praising his game and letting other men know that he cheatin' and before he gets home to the misses he "Freshens Up."
B*ch gettin played.
He fresh up real quick always smelling like a bengi after work.
My man the cleanest, he be fresh up and ready to go all the time.
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When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !
Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
What the tech deck is to a real skateboard; the spinners are to dubz wheel staggered spinners. The smaller, cheaper, off-hand version.
Urban guy 1:Get you those spinners!
Geeky guy 2: Already did. These be 2's *pulls spinners out of pocket*
Urban guy 1: Grabs spinner and begins to play with it.
*bonding moment*
That really skinny black girl who lives with her grandma and is so broke she getting those 20 chicken nuggets for 5 dollars . There goes that nigglet again. She on fire, looking like a human torch with those three pieces of natural hair sticking up from her head; maybe a zippo cux that flame small but she be talking too much N she need to zip it.
She on fire with that buffalo sauce for them nigglets.
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