kiwi

A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.

Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.

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up on that

To 'bang,' have sex, or otherwise canoodle with. Presumably another person, a sexy one; but could also be used in an ironic fashion for an object (tangeable or otherwise) which is particularly awesome.

"Man, that girl is hot."
"You wanna get up on that?"

or:

"Holy crap, this song is awesome. I totally want to get up on that."

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Reveah

A city in Massachusetts, USA. Known mostly for its amusements and skanks. Watch out for the herp, yo.

Don't evah go to fuggen Reveah, you'll get a disEASE.

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lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

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porn groove

The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.

dude, this porn groove is classic.

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girlsex

Sexual acts between two young ladies. They may or may not be in a relationship, and they may or may not even be lesbian or bisexual or even into girls. It doesn't matter. The hottest kind of sex is girlsex.

"Michi...I had girlsex last night!"

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meepits

1. A cute little animal that likes Juppie Juice. Can be found on the Neopets game "Meepit Juice Break."
2. Gummi bears soaked in cheap vodka or Bacardi 151. Taste like candy!

1. Wait, I can't talk now, I'm feeding meepits.
2. Dude, that vodka is so vile the only way we can consume it is to make meepits with it.

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