bleeding surgeon

Half a glass of Mountain Dew (or Squirt), half a glass of cranberry juice, an orange wedge, and two shots of sweet, sweet Bacardi 151. Serve cold with pastel straws. The best way to consume Bacardi 151.

Person 1: I'm kind of shy and awkward around other people.
Person 2: Me too; let's have some bleeding surgeons and then go into your closet and have girlsex.

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sKILLz

Skills so badass and awesome te have a capital KILL and an ironic z for emphasis.

D00d, I can't believe you did that. You have sKILLz with a capital KILL.

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